Police have distributed a photo of the suspect.

Because Amercan military gear is designed for maximum profit margin for the arms merchant. They probably cost less than the German one to build, but we of course pay much more for them.

Or be a Qatari royal

I’m kinda taken aback here. This is the 2nd comment that completely missed the point. This man is a craftsman that COULD have innovated but did NOT due to restrictions in laws. Once again - see my reference to “Hello Kitty AR-15”. That’s how I feel about this. With the amount of time and effort this guy put into this…

This isn’t ingenuity. It’s just random bullshit.

Hopefully Maryland has statute that allows them to recover costs incurred by false reports, and hopefully they use it here. This dumb pile of human garbage should have to pay for every cent of the money incurred looking for her kid.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

Be careful about accepting these. They might also come with a disclaimer stating that this is all you will receive from them and will no longer be eligible for any other damages. Meaning, you can no longer sue or take part in a class-action suit.

Okay.

How about “only” 707HP and 200 MPH for $500,000 less ?

If they kept the front end like the Patrol, I would be with you. I just can’t get over how the Infiniti looks like a Beluga

Yes, they do look similar in the sense that they are both cars.

it should!

Poor quality, but not in Portrait?

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

Y’all are crazy, this column shifter rules.

For $90K I’d expect them to give me a better shifter that doesn’t look like an antique hand drill