I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

Infiniti was serving bourbon at their stand. It made the auto show considerably more tolerable.

Volvo always wins.

Dream car? Fast wagon. And as much as I love the CTS-V, I gotta go with this E63 AMG Estate. It's just correct. And awesome.

The fact that anyone would take this remotely seriously.

The plane scene, how long was that runway again?!

unfortunately the torque steer will keep you going in a circle...

What’s the terminal velocity of a 2001 Hyundai dropped from a plane?

I call BS on the Ferrari. They obviously supplied a modified Lego set with less visible pieces to reduce assembly time!

Don’t second-guess the Mc Larens race team.

Are the starbursts included in the asking price?

So would the seller :)

Knock off two zeros AND if asking price is in Yen.

DEAR SO CALLED “JELOPNIC,”

Later:

First thought;

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

03/21? Damn, they move fast. I can’t get anyone in the bureaucracy at my school to respond to any email in two weeks, let alone fire a coach.