…or maybe Rowling just doesn't have the time and/or patience to come up with names for several thousand wizarding schools around the world? Just a thought.

Not to mention that "Castelo bruxo" means "Wizard Castle" in the sense that the castle ITSELF is a wizard (if you wanted to convey the "castle of/for wizards" meaning, the correct translation would be "Castelo dos bruxos"). Don't write and Google Translate, kids.

Super Mario Maker: The Movie coming Fall 2018.

I've been racking my brains as to who Cranston could play and the only one that comes to mind is Drew Caffery, Wiseau's mysterious (and dead) supposed mentor. But since we know almost nothing about him, I wonder if this means we'll be getting some wholly fictionalized bits.

Since I am not feeling very imaginative today:

"The aliens went back to their dying planet". I can name that because it pissed me off so much that I desperately wanted the Imperium of Man to show up and Exterminatus the fuck out of those sanctimonious Smurfs. Preferably the Ultramarines, for extra irony.

Whoever is cast as the Cerebral Bore will have their work cut out for them.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joaquim de Almeida once complained to the Portuguese press that Hollywood only casts him as "Mexican druglords". A couple of relatives of mine read that and their immediate reaction was "Well duh! Just LOOK at him!"

Katniss should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.

Mr. Peanutbutter: “You’re a millionaire movie star with a girlfriend who loves you, acting in your dream movie. What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you?!”
BoJack: “I…want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”

Wow, it's like Time Cube meets horse_ebooks.

"Did that monkey just come out your crack, man?"

And yet at the end of that movie, the aspiring human cook settled for becoming a waiter on roller skates.

Please. Vincent Adultman is a highly respected thespian far above silly superhero movies.

If Chuck Sonnenburg didn't write the foreword, I'm not interested.

I am utterly disgusted at how people idolize Walter White enough to recreate his biggest crime.

INVISIBLE lightning invading Russia!

"I'm here to tell you about the Apostles Initiative"

GOOD.