Can we all agree that Franco deserves the Oscar already? I mean, I know the film hasn’t been released yet but surely the privileged Caucasian male hero should be crowned for his great bavery in telling the story of a woman who is just too fragile and stupid and saddled with breasts to domit herself.

I will give Hillary every penny of my disposable income if she reurns fire by threatening to peg her Republican opponent.

don’t you mean wombmen?

What they won’t say but believe “They should have married a rich guy who can afford to fly them to another country to have a secret abortion, like I do with all my mistresses.”

That’s true of just...SO many things. If you want to change minds and perspectives, derision and mockery toward those who are maybe just now kinda coming around to understanding your POV is suuuuuuuper counter-productive.

Seriously. I want to know how many of the people jumping on him are actual people of color versus how many are grandstanding whites who want to out-ally an obvious ally.

They were just using their black highlighters to point out all the most important stuff!

what the fuck kind of moat do you keep outside your house if people are constantly tracking in mud with them? Do you live in a swamp? No shoes households are dumb. Take them off if you happened to step in muck, otherwise do whatever the hell you want with them weirdo.

My period every month is an unflinchingly brutal, you-are-there, raw-element immersion like something you’ve never seen. The Revenant will be child’s play, sir.

I love when people whine about “PC.”

Whoppers on 1000 mile journeys!!! Is that part real???!

Date: I like that you don't wear makeup.