Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.
Help what? Your constant masturbating?
This is hilarious, but my favorite part by far is at the very beginning when she drinks from the glass then does the dancing, arm twirling thing EXACTLY like the real FNL wife.
Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.
the degree of interest in this story suggests that we are, as a nation, still grappling with the terrible legacy of slavery.
Maybe I don’t understand the definition of humblebrag, but several of these don’t seem to fit the bill. Like the gymnast/ballet one for instance.
Oh god, WHY are you putting me in the position of defending Carrie Underwood?
From hell's heart I slap at thee.
This is a “friend of a friend” story. My friend’s friend worked at a hotel in Dallas and Stevie Nicks and her band were in town for a show late 80’s, early 90’s. Stevie ordered room service and requested a certain young man to deliver it to her. When he got to the room, he said it was all atmosphere lighting and and…
I danced with Freddie Mercury at a club in the meat packing district of NYC in 1983. Does that count?
Oh man, I spent a good six years touring with my ex boyfriend, saw a good chunk of the world and saw a lot of fucked up things go down with fans.
Someone who is currently on the latest Survivor slept with someone in said band before the Golden God awards and got her period. We came back after the event to a crime scene…
I’ve wasted over an hour at work on this!
I knew a girl who claimed she got tag teamed by Das EFX while her boyfriend watched. It 5-6 years after “They want EFX” was a hit and they were playing at a small club in Baltimore. After the show her and her bf waited around to meet them and got invited back to their motel. She said they all got high and the one of…
I bet that professor isn’t ready to make nice
One of the more traumatic experiences of my early adulthood came when I was at a concert with a friend who was openly a groupie. She had claimed to have showed her boobs at a Motley Crue (sp?) concert (this is like, 2006, or something) and was invited to come backstage where she did sex things with Nikki Six and Tommy…
I once had a one night stand with a super hot, super ripped Chinese guy who spoke no English. This was the winter before the Beijing Olympics and I could have sworn he told me he was an Olympic runner, but when I watched the telecast I couldn’t find him. But there is a very good chance he said he wanted to be an…
“Shat Into Me . . .” sorry I’m leaving now.
Those scat stories about Dave Matthews have been following him around since the ‘90s so maybe there’s something to it. Cuz usually, where there’s smoke, there’s...poop!