I'm looking through this scroll for oily blondes. Oscar Blandi dry shampoo worked really fun, but I feel like the spray part of it was wasted. Oily blondes cannot go too long without washing, everyone knows. How do you put it on, flip your head upside down, or how do you do it?

Target sells Champion sports bras, they are about $15-20 (even cheaper if you get them on sale). They hold up extremely well and provide great support, and they come in a lot of fun colors!

You sound like a nice husband, everything you wrote is what both parties in a long-term relationship with outside stresses need to keep in mind.

True, and also I would be put off by someone hounding me like this every day. Maybe he could try backing off and then maybe she'd be more into it. Also he made a spreadsheet, his sex is probably rote and mechanical; possibly he is built like a person who sits for 14 hours a day too. None of those are aphrodisiacs.…

Maybe. I see she got drunk on a Monday. That could be a lot of things, like "let me get drunk so I can drown this guy out".

Hilarious! Carrying on like you just saw your child slaughtered in front of you over a sporting event is completely insane.

Leslie Nielsen is a god to me, I really don't think anyone could pull these off like he did. Did you hear that goofball from The Office was going to play Frank Drebin in a remake of The Naked Gun!??! Drive a knife through my heart why don't you!

As I mentioned elsewhere in this post, I am not really a huge fan of sports, but I've gone to watch a few games. I see no point in voluntarily attending an event and then shitting on it. If you have to bitch, stay home. Otherwise, get a drink and cheer when everyone else does!

I don't even care about sports, but have been going out to watch matches because I'm a good time Charlie and people I know enjoy watching the World Cup. That being said—I hate those people you described in your second paragraph! The bar is full you moron, tell everyone again loudly and obnoxiously how soccer will…

I see this scavenger almost every week. I'm not a twenty year old model, and I never was, but he is lecherous.

That is me, working on Memorial Day, because otherwise my paycheck will be even crappier than it usually is, and I always work 60+ hours. This contract work scenario is really putting the screws to a lot of people, it's awful.

Disappointing! A friend of mine worked with a lot of musician celebrities. She told me to never interact with people you admire, she said they always manage to really disappoint.

Because Hudson can sing and Beyonce can't would be my guess. I also heard this and since I love Hudson, it pissed me off.

Those children are insufferable!

My mother had a student, last name 'Hall', first name 'Tajma'. This nonsense does happen in real life, far too often.

And how come that sleepyti.me site will recommend getting as little as 4.5 hours of sleep? I'd be absolutely miserable on that, I am one of those 9-10+ hour people.

Is it me or does it seem that a lot of CrossFit people are heavily into tattoos?

He is hot! I don't know any hockey players, I was unaware they are so attractive.

Did you see the Polar Bear Plunge pictures on Gothamist? They've got the facial hair accurately predicted as well!

No Tylenol to help with the hangover! Seriously, that's a spectacularly bad and dangerous idea.