Yeah, you can get one of these at FiveBelow for $2 or any drug store for ~$5.

Yeah, you can get one of these at FiveBelow for $2 or any drug store for ~$5.

“I ride a motorcycle. everyone watch out for what I’M doing, even when I’m speeding and being an entitled dipshit.”

Fuck all the cops all the time always.

Can we get this rule applied to everywhere always?

That’s right parents! NEVER JOKE WITH YOUR KIDS!! Some uptight busy body might get triggered and have to write an idiotic article about it.

No. Uptight types like YOU ruin everything.

Who said you were his kind of hot? Self centered much?

Damn them for making it a stupid sweet whiskey.

Weird. This is the only glitch I haven’t encountered.

Yo, Bill Sienkiewicz gets the belt in this selection.

I need everyone to be super fucking honest with me here...

I need everyone to be super fucking honest with me here...

I assume that by “possibly deadly” you meant “assuredly horrible, POSSIBLY , slow and PROBABLY lonely death”.

The fucks?

“Norway has a law that a certain percentage of the budget for buildings built with public funds must be spent on art.”

Yeah, you’re just he worst kid of hypocritical dipshit.

I didn’t GIVE anyone anything. As humans, they’re born with it. As for “them” what the hell else am I supposed to use instead? It’s just grammar. None of my effort is expressed grudgingly nor do I impart caveats upon my support. I give actively and support fervently on the regular, I’ve bled and done ER time for…

I just made my POS VW driving girlfriend watch this...twice. She LOVES he POS VW and maybe this video will convince her to be more diligent with the oil changes.

Can’t agree with ya here. To me it looks like a pinch-faced Audi clone that can’t get over it’s 90's high school glory days.

Yeah! You said it WAY better than I did but YEAH this.