I was 18 ( for reference i recently turned forty) and so super fugg’n in love with Kim; the hottest waitress Perkin’s Family Restaurant in Montgomeryville PA had ever know.

Pish and posh.

cops got LEDs, check the new Chargers.

"I don't know yet, but I will."

I really can’t stand the way I’m never invited to the sex toy parties.

A hundred and sixty dollar DESK LAMP?

A hundred and sixty dollar DESK LAMP?

I'm gonna have to go ahead and say there is tons more casual violence against men in video games than women. Also, it's a game. Not real. Doesn't count. Worry more about real violence.

I haven't seen any of these gifs. How do you know they're rape and not just extremely rough porn?

This is awesome.

There is no Carl.

David Lynch is a goddamn tool. Everything he does sucks.

$200?

Good on ya Notch. I full respect your willingness to stick with what you believe in and standing up to MZ.

I know that this is like a year and a half late, but Rings...we has them...

RoboCop is one of those rare perfect movies.

Since Titans aren't real, they can make them knit a shawl from owl shit if they wanted to...while jumping.

The '67 Goat will have it's way with you. You will love it. You will want more.

Noway a bad-ass 'Stang beats a bad-ass Goat. It says so in the Constitution.

Because I'm bed-ridden and terminal. What's your excuse?