Floor mats = crack pipe

Jason, how could you let that Reliant fall into such a state of disrepair? I had to check the license plate from the 2007 picture to make sure it was the same car.

and SUVs and Minivans...

Fucking text messaging and yacking on the cell phone while piloting a 3500 pound vehicle at 50 mph. Godamnit, just stop it.

This is how my first and only Mustang ended up after an encounter with black ice. Cursed indeed!

For $9,900 it should be perfect. It isn’t even close. CP.

Lovely...

“ON YOUR LEFT!!!!!!!” is my bicycle bell

“The longroof, two-door wagon is indeed a truly uncommon sight in the modern automotive landscape. Automakers like Volvo and Toyota have flirted with them in concepts, but never actually brought them to production.” Never? Really?

I really think these are are a great idea, except I need a combo with GFI for the kitchen that nobody makes (for reasons I completely understand).

I really think these are are a great idea, except I need a combo with GFI for the kitchen that nobody makes (for…

There are so many important things going on in this world. Beyoncé getting knocked up is not one of them.

Close cousin?

Ding dong...

It doesn’t matter. May as well be a Cruze or Sonic. Or a Corvette!

I flew US Air. The end.

Summary please

I had a 1969 Camero with drums on all four corners. Changing the brake shoes was UGLY and will probably result in my death from lung cancer.

Thank you! I bought an Echo Dot for my sister for Christmas and I had no idea. Checked Amazon and sure enough, it was registered to my account. Christmas disaster averted!

I purchased a new S4 in 2001. It was a good looking car inside and out, quick as hell (even when stock), and would go through any snow, given enough ground clearance, with snow tires on all four corners. The reason I traded it in before the warranty was up was because it was in the shop all the time. Yes, I’m biased,…

Karmas a bitch baby!