Karmas a bitch baby!

Amy? Amy Schumer? Is that you?

Bannon certainly is an ugly fuck

My daily driver and weekend toy, circa 2007. TL-S is an awesome car.

Illinois. Figures. No budget. No tires for you!

I totally get this

I had a guy tailgating the shit out of me driving a Buick SUV. What the fuck is this this world coming to?

And the Chinese bought the other Varyag carrier that was never completed. Right. Wonder how that is working out for them?

I love my Apple watch, but not enough to upgrade to the Series 2.

I have no regrets about returning the parts. It just would have been nice for the merchant to offer some small token of appreciation. Good Customer Service / Marketing 101. That would be my policy if I were running the business.

I have that emergency radio. Nice, but you will be cranking the thing until the turn of the century before you can generate a meaningful charge for your cellphone. Otherwise, it works great.  

I have that emergency radio. Nice, but you will be cranking the thing until the turn of the century before you can…

I recently placed an order online for a car part from a dealer with an internet shopping site. The part cost $60. Instead of one, they sent me 4. First I tried to initiate a return via the website, and received no answer. Second, I tried to call and got dumped into a full voicemail box. Third time I responded to my…

You forgot the telescoping thingy with the magnet on the end. I use that one a lot.

All the haters should leave her alone. but at the same time, I just saw her on a very early SNL rerun and man, she was smoking hot.

More like this please...

Don’t bring frank into this...

Well, considering how much of it comes out of his pie hole...

Fine by me since fucking idiots can’t seem to comprehend that texting while driving is dangerous (and illegal in some areas).

Drinking water is so boring. I’m fucked.

The dent in the hood ruins it for me. Why do all that work, and not fix the hood? Why???