Exactly my thought. Bicycle wheels would be better looking.

The flags are a nice touch

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Ugh. DOUBLE UGH....

I read this to my wife who does all of the cooking. She was not amused.

There was a flaw... It was hideously ugly, which would cause the transmission to take a shit when it saw its reflection.

Why would you want a car that can outrun a Toronado?

Ohhhhh, I have to try that! Thanks!

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Calloway bits??? Never heard of them...

Wow. Just wow. Stop the world, I want off. Scumbags...

Maybe if it were a EUROSPORT!

I would rather jam an ice pick into my brain via an ear canal than eat broccoli.

You lost me at 213,394 miles, bubbling paint and “rear sub-frame and undercarriage have been treated to a dose of POR15 to “prevent any future corrosion.””

That sir, is no Corvette.

When it comes to lots of pistons in a small displacement engine, don’t forget the Mazda K8 engine - 1.8L V6. Had a MX-3 with one. You could spin the “weeeeeeee” out of that thing.

Why bother with the camo? Unless Honda is ashamed of what it looks like? /s

Blasphemy! My stomach is turning. That poor engine!

Good luck with that!

And this is a surprise why???