Darwin Award Nominee!

Road America, please.

But it’s German! German I tell you. German!

Kill it with the force of 21,700 suns.

What? The Ford GTs don’t have a helicopter escort with a 2-way radio. What a rinky-dink operation!

Woof!

I was going to write the same thing. The rat GIF makes my stomach turn. Ugh.

Give that girl a cheeseburger! Stat!

I hate the taste of virtually all seafood. Leave the fish alone!

I’ve always felt “Find Friends” was mocking me since I have no friends and I couldn’t delete it....

Lost me at 4x2. CP.

Really Kim Jong-un? Really?

Nope, nope, nope...

Believe it or not, with my glasses on, I can only see 1 or 2 dots at a time. With my glasses off, I can see them all. I am near-sighted with a pretty severe astigmatism in my right eye.

I cat believe he did that!

I had one of the very first E36 M3s off the boat. I remember all the car magazines were excited it was coming here, and the thinking was having it in USA spec was better than not having it at all. If I remember correctly, another issue was that if they had brought over the euro version, it would have cost something…

Shep schleps.... I like it.

Shep schleps.... I like it.

Cyber. It’s YUGE.....

If they took the handles off. painted it a different color and turned it upside down, it wouldn’t look so bad. FIXED!

If someone did that to mine without good reason... Well, ever have a Dually shoved up your ass?