Yup!

Don’t forget the Mitsubishi Mirage Turbo! (Though that was more like 30 years ago)

And then gas prices go way up again and.... it’s back.

LOL *snort*

Ugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ugh.

465 in one car, 200 in the other. Both stock. Both two doors. Both manual.

You forgot one. Number Nine: Not crashing and dying (except for a very small percentage of time.)

A million years ago when I was a little kid we used to say it stood for “Stop Teasing Pollocks.”

Just don’t let it fall into a giant sinkhole. 1,000,000th cars tend to do that.

I’d hover board that

But yet Leisure Suit Larry soldiers onward...

Again, it isn’t how much you have spent, it’s how much its actually worth. I’m thinking more like $5000, or BOGO. CP.

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Panamera Limo?

You forgot to include the cost of a new dishwasher...

While I love 928s (I owned a 1985 for several years) the 1990 in the article is more than likely a gray-market euro car (the side marker is a dead give away). I would stay very far away from it of that is the case. I guess someone could have recently imported it since it is over 25 years old, but why bother?

Enjoyed the story.... But, while I hate to be that guy, Illionois is Illinois. Not particularly proud of the state. I just, unfortunately, live there.

Those tiny wheels are adorable!

Slow news day?

Gold badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ gold badges! CP...