Didn’t her Scion just stall out on the San Diego I-15?

Debbie?

Gawd I hate this trend. Hate it, hate it, hate it. It should be illegal.

Mr. Lyons, let me introduce you to Mr. Wiegert!

An example of the rare douchebag Canadian species....

I owned a 95 M3. This is not an M3. I’m pretty sure you could get a real 95 M3 in great shape for a lower price. CP

You lost me at “third row seat.” Wait. You actually lost me at “SUV.” or maybe it was “Lexus.” I don’t know. I’m old and it’s late.

Did you try duct tape?

THAT. IS. JUST. AWFUL. PERIOD.

Like Rap, just not into it. Must be a generational thing.

Acura saleswoman who's bad breath could take down Gozilla...

Secret. I like cats and Porsches. Proof? I’ve had 7 cats as pets and owned 2 Porsches.

Hyundai service waiting area = hard plastic chairs bought from a flea market. German auto waiting area = Leather sofas. You get what you pay for.

I would think Ford would take exception to Navistar skinning it as a F-150, or Toyota as a Hilux, etc...

me neither...

this

That's just fucking ignorant.

Yup. Whatta Taki Dick.

Did you leave a note on the CR-V?

Mitsubishi used to have some pretty kick-ass cars. What the hell happened?