“It’s a lot of work...but not for me!” should be the entirety of that quote. How much do we really think Boris helped the various mothers out with the child-rearing, short of depositing checks? Granted, the current batch are probably just being raised by a nanny anyway, since the new wife is way too into interior…

I’m hoping for secret side children and I hope my great grandkids have a seance or something when its unsealed so I can get the tea. 

If the public has been subsidizing your mass amounts of wealth for centuries, you can’t unilaterally decide that the allocation of that same wealth isn’t in the public interest.

it always tickles me when people click on Dirt Bag, a feature that we all know is celebrity gossip then act so shocked and disappointed when celebrity gossip is discussed.

Can we please please please stop making reality tv? Please?

It’s entirely possible the problem is that I am an old and I lived through this whole debacle in real time, but is anyone else...not at all excited about this? I bear no ill will toward Lewinsky—she seems funny!—and there’s no doubt she got treated like absolute garbage at the time. Hell, it might have even been a…

1) Water is an invaluable and irreplaceable resource, and no one should be bathing everyday. It’s irresponsible, and extremely selfish.

That is exactly why even though I’m fully vaccinated I’m going to start masking up again. It may not be this variant, but I feel like we’re just a few mutations away from a strain that has the potential to do damage even to vaccinated individuals. It might not be death, but long term COVID does not sound like a good…

I happen to have a lifelong, extremely severe phobia of any form of invasive medical care (that means I spiral into panic attacks and scream my lungs out during shots or blood draws, I shake, cry, and all of that is WITH a helping of Xanax beforehand. Without the pink pills, it gets... bad, or rather, worse.)

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I think that maybe it’s because there’s been a lot of focus on deaths and death rates that people don’t think about all the “long COVID” reasons for getting the shot. My sister’s a nurse and she laid it out something like this... “Well, maybe it only is 2-4% of all positives that die, but I can tell you that there are…

I’m so disappointed in my personal lack of magnetism, it would free up my hands carrying all my junk into work in morning, where are my office keys? Not jingling annoyingly in my pocket anymore!

I saw my family for the first time in at least a year (up to 2 for some of them) and this necessitated a trip to South Dakota; I live in the bay area. It was such a culture shock getting into SD that I was absolutely astounded. I’m vaccinated but still wear masks indoors and even outdoors if I can’t really be…

Literally millions of people the world over are begging to be vaccinated. But our first world American citizens just want to, you know, wait and see. It continues to be mind boggling. I don’t give a fuck for those who refuse to be vaccinated and die....or have a lingering illness. Unfortunately their children will…

I’ve realized it’s no longer even slightly a joke that I end so many comments on the internet with “What I’m trying to say is: We’re doomed” It’s just… how things are now.

“So how concerned should we be?”

I think we crossed the threshold about a month or two ago where if you weren’t vaccinated or couldn’t be vaccinated, you were just an asshole.

My sister, brother in law, and year and a half old nephew are going to Disney World in late September. My sister’s a nurse, fully vaccinated. Brother in law is vaccinated too. But I’m very worried about my nephew getting sick. He’s just gotten over pneumonia AND an ear infection and had a covid scare recently but…

A relative of mine who refused to get vaccinated got diagnosed with COVID a little less than a month ago. In that time he’s been in and out of the ER – much of it barely conscious and hooked to a ventilator – and now he’s living with debilitating blood clots and in need of dialysis treatment a few times a week. Oh,…

Sucks to suck I guess.