No. They are a distinct species. Horses and donkeys, dogs and wolves, are different species but can interbreed. It is very believable that you are part caveman, no doubt.

This guy was going to vote for 🚽 anyway. Look at his insane comment history, which includes many “Melania as 🏆” photos.

Just want to remind you again that your bro unavoidable bro comments on every post are vile. Go post your fanboy photos of Melania to reddit, where they, and you, belong.

And you really are a semiliterate typical Jezebel drone who thinks of yourself as progressive but is quick to cast xenophobic aspersions when provoked in any way. I doubt you could write half as well in Deutsch as I can in English as well. Since I have to spell this out for you, it appears our country will be trapped…

No, yours did, even farther down and to the right.

Some unoriginal insensitive jerks who were also faster, yes.

Seriously?

That was in 2014 though. “A little more than a year ago,” Turkey, which is also a monster nation, shot down the Russian plane.

That was Turkey actually. The victims were Russian. You are confusing this with the Korea Air incedent from decades ago.

If you’re a pagan, you’re not an atheist.

Because of misogyny. It’s so horrible to be a woman in Anglophone society that women feel compelled to erase their identities. Actually a lot of this is just a fad. In 5 years, if we make it that long, the trans craze will be looked upon like the Satanic child sacrifice fad.

Please stop associating these people with our culture and nationality. You elected them; we elected the leader of the free world.

Normally I respect your posts and the freely given logic you use to support them.

It’s so strange that this same group derides climate science deniers and anti-vaxxers. We need to make biological science denial equally shameful.

Oh, “the wife.” You know Ike’s been out of office for a while, right?

You’re a fact-rejector too, of course. These are actually consistent statistics from the CDC/NIH.

Wow, always a hateful post ridiculing 🇩🇪 Bavarian and German culture. What great timing, super classy like everything Jezebel does.

Title case much?

I prefer to think of myself as a “no Sandy Hook ever again” type. There is much more of a chance that gun will be used to harm you wife, or you, or each other, than there is that it will be used in self defense.

The girl is real, but the account is 100 percent fake. Why is this so hard for people to understand? And all the shushers...shame on YOU, not me, for a) being so gullible and b) not being capable of feeling empathy until you were spoon fed a light skinned light eyed twee speaking doll.