This is pretty much why you don’t write this shit and post it in the workplace. Outside work and on your own time, whatever. You’re shitty, but it’s unlikely anyone will ever find it. Now, depending on what this guy did or was involved in at work Google could be opened to a host of lawsuits just like this one. I found…
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To all the commenters over on giz: see this is why you can’t be writing shit like this at work. Whether you agree with what he said or not, it’s a liability for the company.
Swan Song is fun too.
That’s mighty white of her.
This is what these people do. They take the smallest grain of truth and blow it up to something totally different. It *may* be true that men’s brains *tend* to handle certain tasks better than a woman’s brain tends to, and that a woman’s brain *may* tend to handle certain tasks better than a man’s brain, but that is…
Legitimately, there’s nothing more boring than fat-shaming. It’s hilarious to me that people who lecture fat people or make fat jokes actually think they’re worth listening to. No one who matters will give you attention, and you’ll have to scrape the bottom of society for the validation you seem to be seeking in your…
“The small children are now in the care of other family members, and as just normal protocol, the female is now at the police department being interviewed by our detectives,”
I don’t get the fascination with fucking celebrities. It doesn’t make you special, they fuck everything that moves. Unlike STIs, talent (when they have it) isn’t transmittable. Wrap it up always, and if a man refuses then that should be a big enough red flag to not go anywhere near their smelly and crusty ass junk.…
Honestly I much prefer a costume/theme party to one with a cryptic dress code. My friend’s wedding invite instructed guests to dress in Napa Valley formal, like WTF is that?
I’ve never met someone who chose Starbucks over another coffee brand because *the non-Starbucks* coffee tasted like burnt dick.
So much this. His comments like “#SheJustALilThick” or “Not a Twelve year old boy body” make me so uncomfortable. I’m all for showing your love and loving what makes your spouse unique, but patting yourself on the back for not marrying a woman with a porn star body and saying that you love her “anyways” comes across…
100% agree. I’m so not here for dudes advertising their woke boners. You don’t get a ribbon for being attracted to your own damn wife, ffs. I’m so glad we’ve levelled up to just laughing at them.
Man attracted to you for who you are, including your body type —> a good catch.
This reminds me of when Lindy West confronted her personal troll. He admitted to targeting her not because she was fat but because she was fat and didn’t hate herself.
Yasssss! I found several cringy moments too! Like almost everything seems like a backhanded compliment? Almost like” Yeah! I manned up and showed how pro-woman I am and NOT BASIC by my abnormal partner selection!” And his girl is curvy, but there have been curvy “plus-sized” (I don’t like saying that) models featured…
I love you anyway.
As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.
I’m a sicko lib as much as anyone here, but I feel like people in rural areas who own shotguns for exactly this kind of scenario shouldn’t be targets in conversations about gun control. It’s just kinda weird to me that dudes (real talk) who own a bunch of AR-15s and what-the-fuck-ever are treated as the same political…
My irrational hatred of Kathy Griffin continues, as my only thought about her shaving her head was “Oh! You did it for your sister...if “did it for your sister” means “screaming for attention and making it about you.” Yes. I know that makes me an asshole. For that, I will apologize for this when I feel sufficiently…