Did you say "Abe Lincoln."?

Deadspin rails on people all the time for being racist, but they hate the entire Midwest. Fuck this website.

Anyone that uses the word "investment" when it comes to purchasing a car, I immediately write off as completely clueless.

One further point. Guys, just know this, Coach Trent is clearly trying to fuck your girlfriend.

The most common question I'm ever asked, if it comes up, "Do you regret what you did?" I guess that's kind of a yes-and-a-no question. Yes, it was pretty darn stupid. It was pretty ridiculous. But in the same instance

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

Media: Curtis! Curtis! How many years of your contract will you be playing below expectations?

How's it feel to know your best player is a classless biter, like some kind of primal beast?

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Coach should be thrown in jail for endangering children by exposing them to the biohazardous grease sponges Hooters calls "wings."

Stupid movie but I watch every time it's on:

I live in New York and have for 12 years - and I hate most of the people here too