Yes, I thought that was too glib, and I should explain that my book-reading is lagging behind the discussion. I sincerely wish that Kinja had the ability to add blurred-out text that can be unblurred for potential spoilers, the way that Discourse does, it’s super handy for chatting about movies/books/etc without fear…

Well, as someone who decided they should probably finally read the series when the movie was about to come out, and is now halfway through “Wizard and Glass”, I guess I now know how that one ends.

I would forgive its weird “Dark Tower remixed” storytelling concept, its lack of Eddie & Susannah, and a pretty crummy script if they’d at least gotten Roland right. But they didn’t. They made him into a reluctant hero who literally says he doesn’t care about the Dark Tower. After that, do you think a single fan of…

Context is important here. Something Weird Video specializes in preserving exploitation films from the 50s-70s. Their entire catalog is full of strange, terrible, crappily-made movies by Ed Wood and Herschell Gordon Lewis and the like that would be lost to time otherwise; they’re doing amazing work and are national…

There was a time when Harry’s reviews were oddball and kinda silly, but had some depth and meaning to them. Somehow he’s devolved into nonsense, catchphrases, self-praise, infantile babble, and that fucking “giggle!” which he uses more and more just to troll readers. Since Moriarty left, Quint & Capone were the…

“In the speech, written by Stephen Miller”

The Mormon desert described above (Jell-O powder, cottage cheese, Cool Whip, and crushed pineapples, no water added) is also popularly known as Pink Stuff or Green Stuff in the midwest, depending on the color of Jell-O used.