I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

Two Christmases!

Great productition by TCU

we get it, you want to be different by showing a foreign language clip. please stop, it’s annoying and the novelty wore off a long time ago.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

“Love my company, but rooting for Compaq.” #HPCeo

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Nodding intensifies

+1 for Necessary Roughness

No wonder his self-given nickname Johnny Motherfucker didn’t stick.

Nice

Why? It’s snl, it won’t be funny

In all honesty, as a transplant, St. Louis is a very nice place to live.

It’s other St. Louisians that make it at times unlivable.

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

He would then ask you if you had enough money to eat the last endangered dodo bird while simultaneously being blown by a hooker from the Brazilian rain forest who was the last woman of her tribe. When you answered that you did not he would shutter and then laugh at your miserable world.

“never have to worry about sickness”

Ok. This is super awesome. Seriously, everyone looks great. Mario Lopez looks like his head is too big for his body, though.

I'm not sure how you'd expect that to work. They're on a two-lane road, she's clearly swerving, the last thing I'd want to do is get right up behind her or beside her where I could get run off the road or wind up in her lap if she swerved or hit the braked suddenly.