Yes, and if it pleaseth, let our fury n’er be moderated by the knowledge that a human being was verily summoned to be shoved and assailted in the face. One moral absolute needn’t be tainted by another, your grace—simply destroy every man, woman, and child of his livlihood and we will be satiated.

Armadillos for lyfe.

ugh, it’s like he’s a toddler pulling the string on a Baudrillard see’n’say.

I hereby dedicate my life to this post.

The free Barrabas sign is interesting, but most of these just make me cringe (If Bill Cosby and Rudy had a child?)

I love you, Cardinals! Highest TMITT in MLB and still 100 wins! Thanks for an awesome season!

Merciful omission. This shit town of race riots, fleeing NFL franchises, and no economy to speak of has only one thing going for it: a good baseball team and respectfully boorish fans. Let them enjoy their one thing people!

man I struggle with Sorkin; behind the overly contrived dialogue you can almost see Brian the Family Guy dog writing away, tail wagging.

Now this is lovely. But, kids, I remember a day—it happened not long ago—when we queefed and creamed becayse Braxton spun himself in a circle.

Love the list but sorry Masters of the Universe didn't get a low tier mention

That was really up there with other not-requiring-especially-gifted-talent-but-neverthess-atypical-and-mildly-aesthetic feats, like diving catches in baseball. Look forward to ESPN mainlining it into my eyeballs for the next week.