The McDonald’s with the Officer BigMac climber was the best McDonald’s and 5-year-old me never understood why we even went to other McDonald’s.

Someone reboot James Bond Jr. but keep the theme song:

Counterpoint: It’s one of the funnest movies ever made.

New Yorkers already pay this tax. It’s the New York City / Yonkers income tax, which is like paying a second state. I see small, poor states being forced to raise their income tax rates. How does Oklahoma or Kansas survive without a tax increase? They can’t keep taking from New York and California. We are paying our…

This hurt a bit to read. I feel incredibly old knowing someone who writes for a pop-culture food site didn’t know about McDonaldland.

You’ll cream your jeans when you see

The first movie is my favorite adaptation of the TMNT (with the 4Kids series close behind) but my reaction to this is a big, hefty “NO.” The time has passed. Any potential the movie would have would be ruined by executive meddling anyhow.

Most musician biopics are basically just Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story only played entirely straight.

You want to get to Capone? Here’s how you get him: The Chicago Way

The NYT obit had an interesting quote where Connery compared the careers of Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas and noted that Lancaster had a more successful later career because he transitioned away from leading roles while Douglas always wanted to be the star. Connery willfully followed in the footsteps of Lancaster,…

“That’s the Chicago Way”

Of all the talent involved in movies, cinematographers seem to be the least ashamed of their low-budget, take-any-gig pasts, probably because even an artistic failure is still a chance to practice and experiment. Hell, even Dean Cundey — another respected Spielberg collaborator — shot an Ilsa movie and his fair share…

My favorite story is that of Wally Pfister, who got his start shooting direct-to-video action films and soft core porn. Then one of his films got into Sundance, where he met a filmmaker named Christopher Nolan, who needed a DP for his new film, Memento.

I don’t even know what your point is.

Gaetano is a true psychopath. He is also a narcissist and his total love of self makes him a physical coward. It’s easy to bully and murder the defenseless. It’s another matter when an armed aggressor is coming for you.

Joanne Whalley was...important to me.  

1. Willow is not a great movie.

Oh shit maybe I’ve had this wrong for a while embarassingly because I just checked. Well anyways my apologies Karate Kid, spreading false info.

It really is so, so bad. I wonder if Noah Hawley realizes how awful the acting and this character is.

Too bad Mr. Wrench isn’t around this time period to mercilessly kill Calamita. I want to see his death played out painfully because he deserves it. I love a good revenge kill (like Beatrix Kiddo vs Elle Driver).

Carl was the heart of the group, had one of the most achingly beautiful voices ever set to pop, and has a legacy to be proud of. The one good thing about Mike Love continuing to be a piece of shit is if it causes people to learn more about the other members of the Beach Boys and their contributions to some of the…