Note that Unilever, the same company you just slammed for owning Seventh Gen and Axe, also owns Ben and Jerry’s. 

I'm going to bring you out of the greys but I'm not going to watch that.

Grisham managed to stick it out as one of the longest-serving Trump officials, defending her master again and again with the fealty of a whippet.

I was more thinking Trebuchet. See how far he can be launched.

Even if he is, though.

Gosh, why not universal-type Visa/MC cards so the employee can make their own damn decision where to spend their money??? Or maybe just give them the money (taxes due and all)?

What actual fucking difference does it make? I hope she names names, the magazine and the people who agreed to it on her behaf, because those bastards need to burn in the light of day. Absolutely disgusting.

What I saw was Moscow Mitch paying off the doctor to get to the front of the line ... by cheque because that’s just the kind of guy Mitch is.

President Trump has spent the entirety of the covid-19 pandemic flaunting safety protocols

Turd face.

This is Xzibit A in overdoing it. 

“That’s beautiful, especially the rear!” - Chris Bangle.

The only good thing about Mitch McConnell is that he will eventually have a grave for me to piss on.

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

It also has a clock to tell you when the toaster strudels are done

So basically “it’s not fair that people didn’t vote for Trump” + “I came to intimidate voters, and am upset at how easily intimidated I am”?

Yeah that does seem low. All the Chicagoland locals are somewhere around $45/hour for a journeyman (no idea what residential is like, most of that is locally nonunion).

Three wheelers suffer from a perceived lack of stability, exacerbated in no small part by an enormous buffoon in a Reliant.

It is very unlikely that he was ever on that medication due to the laundry list of side effects that it causes. let`s be honest here, he doesn`t have the best relationship with the truth.