otherjeffrotull
Jeffro Tull
otherjeffrotull

Absolutely. Fuck Romney and his hand-wringing over the state of our politics. He wants us all to look to him like he’s the conscience of the nation? Outside of an occasional mealy-mouthed criticism of Trump, what the fuck has he done? He could’ve been in the media every damn day for the last four years calling out

Apropos of nothing:

“I think her entire campaign is: she’s a Marine, she’s a mom, and I’ve been there too long,” McConnell said.’

This is hideous on its own, but I also want to sit down and talk to the woman who handed her non-white child over to Trump. I have a LOT of questions, and maybe a slap or two.

Sure, typically Trumpian. But also it sounds like the steroids and amphetamines are still talking if you’ve seen a clip of it. They had to keep Hitler on amphetamines, barbiturates and opiates to make him halfway presentable as he physically and mentally deteriorated.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to kiss the face in that top photo? A face that seems to be saying, “I just tried a little too hard to poop and now it hurts.”

When you beep the horn, do you slow down?

most people I know have not yet allowed themselves to indulge the possibility that Trump may indeed be a one-term president

So here we are again a few weeks out from election day, being treated to daily pieces about how his campaign is imploding, and he’s basically already lost. It’s not that I don’t believe that’s probably true. But shit, I have a horrible sense of deja vu. Am I alone in that? I am way too fucking terrified to be

What do they do for Paos without A/C? Were there any Paos without A/C? It seems like a weird engineering decision to use the A/C compressor as a jackshaft for the alternator. At the very least it puts “charging system failure” in the FMEA for two separate wear items.

We would be having a very different discussion if she had belonged to a muslim extremist group, but of course christianity gets a pass in America.

Conservatives: “Why are the libs questioning whether she can effectively carry out her duties while being a religious person? Why do they hate religion? Of course she can, this isn’t an issue, and the libs just want to be able to murder babies and molest children!”

It also speaks to a main Democratic problem, YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP. You can’t rely that people are just going to blindly cast their vote, you have to put in the legwork, show up, listen to people and be present. Maybe Texas wouldn’t be such a Republican bastion if Democrats just actually showed up and proved they’re

“I’m special, though!” - Republicans

The only reason we’ve got so many roofs (rooves?) flying off is because we’re reporting on them. I told people to slow down on the reporting, and this problem with rooves flying off will just disappear, like a miracle.

They should come as a set to place on someone's eyes before closing the coffin lid.

My hope is that he insists on doing another rally and falls into a coughing fit on live TV and has to be carried off-stage. It will be very entertaining to see how the right-wing media spins it. 

Oh Christ.....have him break out with a ‘Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina’ 

He has all the best gasps. Every time someone meets him, they say “Wow Mr. President, I’ve never seen another president futilely gasp for air like that before!”