Madison Cawthorn actually sounds like the name of the waspy antagonist in the new Mean Girls movie.

I don’t live in his potential district but I am on the very edge, my neighbor across the street is in his district, so I see the ads and stuff for him and it always cracks me up. He’s this baby-faced kid in a bulletproof vest holding his rifle with one of the WASP-iest names I’ve ever heard talking about stopping…

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

Two words: Pumpkin chunkin.  Way more cathartic, plus the benefits of playing with a trebuchet.

But Mount Rushmore is granite and not ochre so the colour would be wrong. Maybe try carving his face into a pumpkin instead. Then throwing it away. 

Thanks for the thorough clarification. I have some friends who are linemen, and it sounds similar. I just hope unions are fighting for their workers in these time, especially. Stay safe and healthy.

a foot next to their face?

Woot woot! War criminal is now fun painter guy!

Rural WAer here (well formerly) a bunch of people in my town were crying about Seattle being the epicenter, when in fact one of the first cases in the US was in our county. 

Wow, usually war criminal leaders do the “failed artist” thing first.

Okay, so that was really hard to star. 

The story actually gets even worse. I need you guys to see this.

Yeah this news actually made me kinda sad, feels like we were so close.

It’s a totally popular take.  The correct response to a threat to expel my child if they aren’t willing to risk their health is “see you in court”.

I am glad UConn did this. But there are two things to consider. First, they are an independent in college football, which means they do not answer to a conference and its commissioner. Second, UConn historically sucks at football. They have been a basketball-men’s and women’s-since the early-1980s. Almost all of the…

Fake news! Everyone knows Diamond Joe drives a Trans Am.

Jones also argued that many of her constituents have been embarrassed by Tlaib’s behavior, including referring to President Donald Trump as a “mother-f——r” in calling for his impeachment on her first night in office.

They think pro-black movements must be anti-white, because pro-white movements have always been anti-black.

“I like cartoon characters that DON’T get their biscuits burned.”

Her Forbes net worth is over 300 million.