But if you install TWO devices, you can be one of the first people to ever Eiffel Tower a center console!

Almost like making the same car for 9 years means a sales decline at the end because it’s no longer competitive

Yes! My husband got the flu in a big outbreak 10-12 years ago (he’d had the vaccine but it didn’t match well that year) and it was the sickest I’ve ever seen a person who didn’t die. His fever spiked at 105. He was bright red all over. His eyes looked glazed and he couldn’t speak or follow what we were saying when we…

Right? If you’ve got pneumonia but don’t need assistance breathing, you’ve got a mild case of Covid-19. I remember coughing up blood and getting tested for TB, turns out I had pneumonia and the blood was from the lining in my throat, after coughing too much. I spent a month in bed with it. The permanent damage done to…

We don’t even need to get to talking about pneumonia. The number of people that -still- compare this to “a bad flu” infuriate me when you realize most of them are talking about fucking COLDS, not a flu! Here’s a hint: if the last time you were sick “with the flu,” you were still walking about fine and didn’t feel like…

Yeah, I’m already living with a chronic illness, the last thing I need is to find out what the fuck COVID will do to me.

From talking to an engineer, one reason they stopped going with rear engines was fuel. Fuel tanks can be big. You don’t want them in the front of the car because they esplode real good when hit head on. You don’t want them hanging out of the ass end of the car because, again, to quote Terry Crews, “EXPLOSIONS!” Most…

Ugh even if that was true, every child born before 1980 would be autistic because all fathers were like that.

all those gigantic crowds dressed up like empty swaths of space!

Because family complicates things, I give Mary L. Trump a pass - the rest of these opportunists can go fuck themselves. I’ve grown weary of people doing what they knew was wrong, profiting, getting fired or quitting, then trying to warn us “Can you believe how crazy this is?”. Of course I can believe it, what I can’t…

She was reportedly canned shortly after the inauguration for raking in $26 million for her personal media firm.

I was a dork and even I find Elon insufferable.

Every one of those things sold represents a wife or girlfriend who tore off the wrapping paper and said “Are you fucking kidding me?”

I mean, Trump’s spent the vast majority of Jr’s life having no contact with him. I’d be surprised if this were any different.

Fuuuuck! This situation really tests one’s humanity. So many people have suffered (and will continue to suffer) and so many have died from this illness. A decent person wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

His nursing duties are what? To check with his publicist every few days to see if her publicist has any news from her personal assistant who has news from the poor immigrant that is forced to wait on her? 

You’re so cool, you said it twice. Yes, quickly and I forgot that part. Would you like to give me my grade now, Teach?

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