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Conversely, whenever EMTs and firefighters came in, they were a fucking dream. But cops were always a nightmare.

Well, yeah. If she didn’t pander to all the GOP shitheads and donors (but I repeat myself), she might have to get a REAL job.

Oh no, that poor landlord!

If he has a property manager, he has insurance that would cover a fire.

Remember when Kinja let commenters tag part of an image in an article and use that to start a post? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

“...it’s highly unlikely that Biden will lose...”

Holy crap, I need that bumper sticker!

I could never hope to match such wit as this.

You wound me, sir.

This is like an alternate universe version of a third generation Celica (or MkII Supra). Don’t believe me? Here’s a second generation Celica:

When it was “just” COVID-19, I was happy to have Biden stay quiet and let Trump do the work for him by fucking up. But this... yeah, Joe needs to get out in front of this.

Is Trump really that fucking stupid, or is he knowingly pretending to clamp down on an organization that doesn’t exist in order to look tough in front of his monstrously stupid fans?

“...while trying not to hurt anyone in the process...”

Found the bootlicker!

Huh, I had no idea Police Interceptors didn’t come with a reverse gear. Because the first thought should be “get the fuck out” and not “run them the fuck over.”

A few of my coworkers were talking about what they’d do if protests started in nearby Syracuse. They figured protests would happen downtown or on the east side, so they talked about going and setting fire to the homes of the likely protesters on the south side. “Because half of them are section 8 and don’t pay rent…

And parallel! The limited range between detents can be frustrating, but the jaws are parallel for the entire range. In plenty of cases, the trade off is worth it.

And parallel! The limited range between detents can be frustrating, but the jaws are parallel for the entire range.…

Back in 2016, the leadership of the union I was in was adamant that people vote for Clinton. Individually, they justified it by saying “Hillary sucks, but with any luck she’ll end up in prison and Kaine will be president.”

As a parent of a toddler, I have a lot (A LOT) of baby wipes. Honestly asking: what do the AfterGlow wipes bring to the table over those?

As a parent of a toddler, I have a lot (A LOT) of baby wipes. Honestly asking: what do the AfterGlow wipes bring to…