I recently picked up a 5 and I’m a little ashamed at how much I love it. You don’t realize how fantastic sliding doors are until you have to wrangle a two year old into a car seat every day. If I could get something like a ‘96 Accord wagon with sliding rear doors I’d be in heaven!

“No one’s situation should be better than my own!”

I’ve always had a soft spot for this Trans Am, if only because it lampooned the Mace video so perfectly.

“The city is contemplating a payment of $205,000 to hopefully make this all go away.”

Kinja was a piece of crap BEFORE private equity overlords got their hands on it. This won’t end well.

Plenty of them brought their own hoods.

Back to Deadspin we go?

I guess that means I’m never getting out of the grays.

That, and they exist in places taxi companies never did. The nearest cab companies to my house (15-20 miles away) won’t come here. The next closest (~30 miles away) will, but the cost and wait times are substantial.

I’m curious how much Jack can tell us about Tony Blair.

TURKEY makes the structural steel frame for that flying train wreck? Seems like domestic production of something like that would be right up Trump’s alley.

“Maybe those same evil people still had some power in the government or something.”

So much this. It is incredibly expensive and time consuming to be poor.

Poor people can go Ivy League, too. Source: my ex-(ish)-wife just got into Yale.

“There is a big difference between getting a stent and a heart attack.”

I like it! Although I’d call it the Soylent Green New Deal.

I’m ashamed to admit that my immediate reaction to the news was, "Well, I guess it's Warren, then."

Super Market Sweep!