No, “punishing people who aren’t in the tribe” comes first, then the tribe (maybe), then the bullshit justifications.

Two years later and Trump is still recycling the same generic endorsement tweet. Sad!

The terrorists won. It may have cost them (nearly?) everything, but they won.

So, is the driver with the dash cam mute? We can hear his radio (is that Creed?), but not a single “holy fuck.”

Yeah... my first thought was wondering how it will behave when Lake Ontario can’t decide between rain and snow so it gives us a bunch of both. Clearing the snow/slush/ice out of the cowl is already an ordeal in those situations.

“They won when they were born white.”

See: Syracuse University playing Colgate every basketball season.

Criminally under appreciated.

How does that car compare to a Cressida? Because that’s what I thought it was before I started reading the article.

I wonder what the electricity bill for those lights looks like.

So Trump’s defense of reports of him unilaterally making a decision is... to say that he unilaterally made a decision?

Not exactly. https://hijinksensue.com/comic/the-time-travelers-wife-has-a-lot-of-free-time/

Obligatory John Oliver:

Yet another supposed “adult in the room” turns out to just be a feckless cunt.

Good thing global climate change won’t effect Canada!

Biff is in the White House, so I think there’s your answer.

I’m shocked he met 2%. I would imagine that most people have only heard his name through Republican attack ads (usually in the same sentence as George Soros). The other day I struggled to remember if he was still actively (?) campaigning.

There are ways to be blunt (and maybe even distasteful) without marginalizing others. Call him a damn fool, or a fucking idiot, but not mentally retarded.

So, cutting through all the bullshit, this guy is running on a platform of “eliminate everything but DoD from the federal budget”? Because you KNOW the Pentagon won’t be getting any less money.

“NASCAR ... will no longer allow partners to advertise commonly-owned rifles.”