Just think of all the FEMA money that won’t be funneled into the Trump Organization.

He couldn’t be briefed every hour while in Eastern Europe? Why doesn’t he just come out and say “fuck it, I don’t want to take a couple trans-Atlantic flights this week”? He says all the other quiet parts out loud.

Of fucking course you are.

She’s blogging, not playing guitar.

You should. It’s cathartic.

There are some people who want A Jeep. Regardless of what their actual use case is and how the vehicle stacks up to its contemporaries, some buyers simply must have that seven slat grille.

My brother got an ‘03 Wrangler as a leftover in ‘04 with something like 150 test drive miles on it. Yeah, it was a stripper (4 cyl, no AC, etc), but it was $13k. I’m sure the new ones are better than a TJ in every way, but more than twice as good? Ehh... 

“I don’t know if I’ve ever even heard the term, other than I know it’s there.”

“In Afghanistan, he was moved by Staff Sgt. Workman’s valor and selflessness, which is emblematic of the duty and sacrifice of the 9/11 generation of veterans who have given so much across countless deployments.”

USPS ghosted me after interviews three different times. Fuck ‘em.

edited since Kinja won’t let me delete.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

Are they an accepted form of currency? Because I thought we already had a lot of those :/

I’ll speak the only language these GOP fuckwits can understand:

It’s time for the also-rans to stop running and then shut the hell up until the DNC next year, then stump for the eventual Democratic candidate.

So, I thought the top image was a statue, since they both look so strange.

Black Kongs! Only thing I have to worry about with those is losing them.

Black Kongs! Only thing I have to worry about with those is losing them.

Joe Walsh being a sack of shit IS fascinating, but can we talk about some of the ads being run on this site?

A different way to make the same point:

She’s saying that TomatoFace DEFINITELY has no connection to any of the staff, no sir, it’s a shame and a mystery that Tomato survived The Purge.