Next time you need an ambulance, be sure to tell them that they are entry level and make more than they deserve.

Vázquez Garced’s resistance to taking the governorship is pretty logical considering protesters turned their sights on her as soon as Rosselló announced he would step down. Graffiti and hashtags alike changed from #RickyRenunciato #WandaRenuncia.

Mine still technically exist, but they have been gathering digital cobwebs since long before he started campaigning. Otherwise I’d be on a liver transplant list.

Damn it, ninja’d by 22 minutes.

You’re leaving? I was looking forward to hearing your take on “Molly of Denali”

Or what if my wife really enjoys being an EMT, but had to leave the field because the pay is garbage?

You got out of the grays? Impressive.

If you want to rage-stroke, check out NPR’s “Embedded” podcast’s recent series on Mitch McConnell.

Holy shit, this!

Why is it so hard for people in the party of personal responsibility to admit that they fucked up?

This brings me great comfort. All the veterans I work with are enamored with Trump, and that really makes me worry about what might happen when he should be leaving office.

I don’t care how much hipster-cred PBR has, or how many high school bros swear by Keystone. Miller High Life is, hands down, the king of cheap beer.

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Party A: we want everything!

“An impeachment inquiry uncovers a much broader set of crimes much faster.”

I had the same knee-jerk, but he did word it carefully/correctly. The word “Antifa” traces its origins to that group, but the current... organization? Collective? What’s the right word here? is not related to that group.

“...the notoriously well-organized and highly documented criminal enterprise that is antifa.”

 New York is already subsidizing nuclear plants in the state. Might as well just take the whole operation over.

My car was in a shop in upstate NY the other day. When I picked it up, I saw the pile of keys for other customers’ cars. One of them had a truck nutz keychain.

This is good Kinja.