This was cute, but I prefer Patriot Act as my second-string showcase of choice. Too bad we never got that rematch between Eiling and Superman!

I would even go as far as to say that it was unsatisfactory.

Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future

Yeah, they really ramped that shit up during the Bush years.

What's gonna happen to Starfleet? Holy shit, we must be in the mirror universe!

Never gonna happen. Many of our fine AV Club users condemn Trump then turn around and support McMahon (at the same time that they complain about WWE). It's just too great of a sacrifice to give up a shitty tv show.

Better them than Syria, I guess. :/

I can't wait to get one of those sweet dune buggies.

What's really amazing is that Brad Bird apparently never read Watchmen. The plot here is dripping with references, but the writer came to the same conclusions all on his own.

It really is that fucking simple.

He was good in The Cleveland Show.

Oh, NOW all of a sudden Disney cares about character integrity?

He-pac, she-pac, everybody-pac-pac!

The Quentin Tarantino Variety Hour(s)

Legacy is a waste of time as well.

It would be so great if the quack pack visited other Disney Afternoon properties. I'll shit a brick if they eventually work in Darkwing Duck.

I'd tell you to lighten up, but we've already seen what passes for your sense of humor.

Yep, I'd rather have no sequels than bad sequels. Too much of a good thing and all that…

Please stop.

It seems like these conspiracy minded folks are totally ignorant of the actual processes that go into whatever they're paranoid over. They refuse to learn how something works, but they'll be very quick to tell you the "real truth" behind it. The cartoon conspiracy explanation makes things much simpler for minds that…