Front loading washer.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Nothing wrong with banning plastic straws and banning plastic in general, I want my fish without added plastic thanks

Are we collectively getting to the point where people who do not have children should get the tax breaks?

Poor Estonia!

The cast of Buckaroo Bonzai is one for the ages.

This is perfect timing! It was literally a week ago that I was having a conversation with my wife and her bff about Jeff Goldblum, and I mentioned something about Buckaroo Bonzai. They both gave me blank looks. I said “You know, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!?”

I respect the fuck out of how Microsoft is handling Gears of War compare to how EA is fucking about with Command & Conquer. They showed off a mobile game, and then a turn-based tactics game, AND THEN ALSO a more traditional game for the franchise.

Wow. You are so lucky, because my dynamics professor didn’t buy it at all when he asked how to change the velocity of an object with an angular momentum of X and I said reverse the polarity of a graviton beam channeled through the deflector dish.

Don’t forget four-wheel-steer!

Honestly, half the time I squad up it sounds like a few teenagers in a tornado.

I would also give Kimi the benefit of the doubt as he’s not a medic and should stay well away to let the professionals work.

He made Ann Coulter happen, well, happen as much as she was ever going to. I remember to loathe him over this every time I see one of her bleached wannabes spewing alt-Right shit on Fox or in the WhiteHouse like Kellyanne. Makes feel like this guy except the c-word is far too good for him.

::grows boobs; throws boobs at Arnheim::

Yep. Even if I actually dislike the game, if I paid $60, then I’m going to get my money’s worth out of it. I suffered through Mass Effect Andromeda, beginning to end, getting very little enjoyment out of it, solely because in my mind I needed to justify the money I spent on it.

Ugh, thanks for posting a video whose title page is an image of a giant spider riding passenger in a vehicle.

A great channel that will be lost immediately comes to mind:

I have a big urge to make some of these poses into very indecent gifs. The frog one, so easy.