I knew what was going to happen when I pressed Play, and I pressed Play anyway. Why? What is wrong with me?

Birdman, Whiplash, both fine films.

I'd rather deal with scrubbing blood and skin off my nice furniture a few times than ruin it with pool noodles.

You're crazy and old fashioned.

Anyone who can read Atlas Shrugged over and over has no sense of humor.

ALL AND ALL at the end of the day, this comes up on top with 100% mod support and tools, even if the small team was not able to do all the things the world wants the community WILL

YUP. A big romantic gesture towards someone who has not previously expressed interested in you means that you are thinking only about what YOU want, not what THEY want.

I'd say it's more 50-50 at best than "usually" well-intentioned. At best. I'd say 9/10 of the men I rejected were effing creepy. They should be blaming their parents for not teaching them better, but they usually blame women.

Except you'll be limited to 2,5" drive capacities, and this is for 3,5" drives.

"Downloading a high-definition movie takes about seven seconds in Seoul, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Zurich, Bucharest and Paris, and people pay as little as $30 a month for that connection. In Los Angeles, New York and Washington, downloading the same movie takes 1.4 minutes for people with the fastest Internet available, and…

I thought Poland was really behind the west in terms of technology.

Yeah, I've made crepes about once or twice a week for 15+ years. Even letting the batter rest isn't super necessary. I think the fancy name just throws people off. They're easier than pancakes from a box. I can have the first ones on the table less than 5 minutes after I walk into the kitchen and with two crepe…

For an introduction to what bogans are like:

oh my god, this is great

The original nemesis system...

I don't think I've ever heard "Volkswagen" and "Prestige" in the same sentence.

It would probably be cheaper for more content :p

Meh. I can't see there being any real way to do it well on a screen without any buttons. I mean, Assassin's Creed uses all the buttons for so many things, it'd have to be dumbed down for a tablet. They should have made a game more fitting for the platform.

Even just using the Ezio-era setting, they could have made…

*presses X by accident*

Oddly, I know what rivers are. But this all seems like hearsay; if you can point me to scientific studies that actually say all that affects reading speed or comprehension, maybe I'll stop resenting Kinja.