And if all that doesn’t put you in the buying mood, the car comes equipped with a Playstation 2. Yes, A PLAYSTATION TWO.

bristling 64 horsepower

KPGC10 GT-R version go!

Probably some kind of protective reflex; mentioning the word Trump at 6 am will shut your cranium down.

Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

It didn’t handle particularly well, nor did it have a turbo 4WD variant like the previous 3 or 4 celicas did, so it didn’t deserve the love that those cars got.

Whats the advantage over other armored vehicles that don’t shout about it as much? I mean...

Wow, you know all about a car that nobody’s even literally fucking driven yet? Two of them in fact? Holy jesus, they need to hire you RIGHT NOW!!!

Yes, vastly superior to the car that hasn’t been reviewed yet.

Might be unusable, might never be hooned. Nonetheless, gotta hand it to them—they got within 500hp of an insane goal and that motor is pretty damn remarkable. Batshit yes, bullshit no. Devel 1: Jalopnik 0 in this round.

You don’t need an hour to explain that. You just need every scene with this guy! Man, that was some of the best casting of all time!

0/10 trolling, go hang your head, for you have dishonored your family.

That was a little mean spirited but I chuckled at Captain Clickbait.

I’m just more of an Android guy. I’ve been wanting to get an iPad for a while just to see what I was missing and what I’ve found out is that I am still an Android guy.

Wow, you just don’t get it.

While I agree with the content of your post, I disagree with the tone and idea. Cars are uniquely personal and if Jason stuck with his this long, than by god it’s the car for him and I’m glad they fixed it.

We were “potentially losing thousands in resale value” before the announcement of any goodwill program too.

Honestly in my bed with something else going on is one of the only ways I’m able to play these classic games they just tend to fit perfectly on the Vita.

To which the response is apparently a PITA manoeuvre...

Patrick George is the new Chris Hanson!

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