Passion of the Christ 2 looks fuckin’ lit.

Hazing: gang initiation for rich white kids.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

Now that’s just disre2pectful.

“Right?!? My name ain’t Checky Leanne Francis!”

fuckin cat people, i swear

Love the bad attitude, BR! You’ve earned your black belt in commenting! But you should probably read Jhoon Rhee’s book, where one small portion is devoted to him saying, as was said in the story, that he taught Bruce Lee how to kick. Rhee made the claim elsewhere through the years, too. The foreword to the book is…

Also a nice glove save...

And a quick peek at your comments found you use “cocksucker” and this gem: “What in the fuckity fuck does that have to do with anything?” so you can just go fuckity fuck yourself you fucking cocksucker.

I was kidding right back. I’m well aware of the movie, have resisted watching it, although the promise of glimpses of a pre-anti-vaccination Jenny McCarthy is always tempting.

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

[slides a beer down the bar]

If we have to take out the backstop net for Marlins Man to die, so be it.

This is the hard hitting journalism Hold-My-Dirk expects when Hold-My-Dirk visits Deadspin.

It wasn’t traveling. It was a basketball move to complete the catch.

Fuck you, Jobu

Tebow looks like he’s worried the pitcher is going to throw him a curveball. And we know Jesus Christ no help with curveball.

how do you know he hadn’t done that privately with the person in question

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.