That kid’s a trouble starter, a punk instigator. After all this Trump business, he just looks like he’s fear-addicted, maybe even danger illustrated.

What I’m trying to say is, he’s no more than a firestarter, albeit a twisted firestarter.

I thought this was really stupid because I didn’t get it, now I get it and I starred this shit

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

That’s a good attitude to have. ^_^ I’ve recently started taking long walks again (generally 5-6 miles), and the first time I went through the park... there were all these super-skinny, really fit people. And there I was, sweating and overweight. But I just thought to myself—if I let that bother me, I’m never…

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

(ZOMG highlight truther alert!!!)

Is it just me or is this a much better catch than pass? Yes, he hit him in stride, but if the cornerback had turned around half a second earlier thats a pretty easy interception, no? The concentration Adams had to maintain to make the catch seems way more impressive to me.

“Needs more wobble.”

So White Supremacists are an unimpressive 1-1 this week.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I watched it three times. I’ll try again later.

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

How long has it been since you had one of those songs caught in your head? Zero seconds!

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

It’s easy to make these kind of mistakes.

Can confirm.

This whole thing could be avoided if we switched the anthem to James Brown’s “Living in America.”

Apparently you’re not familiar with Title K-IX.