So I guess we’re just going to ignore the fact that Smallwood has no legs?!?!

“Golf sucks”

Wonder what would happen if the email of the week wasn’t about shitting...

With Trump refusing to acknowledge climate change, and snow being so very, very white...this must be quite the conundrum for him.

I’ll never understand why this isn’t getting more love.

Guy 1: Acts like clown.

Driver in front of him must have dropped their banana...

Still beat Bartolo Colon by 8.3 seconds.

“A better statement than yours is that there is no reason to own the majority of DVDs.”

Actually, Wonder Years was on Netflix for quite a while, sooooooooo.... you missed out.

“Even though some of the elites couldn’t handle the ice-cold rain and nasty headwind, Kawauchi said at the post-race presser that he was fine with it. ‘For me, these were the best conditions possible.”

So...there actually IS a comedy movie called “Baseketball.” It’s a about a new sport that was created based on all the complaints you mentioned in your original post. My comment wasn’t a serious one. Sorry.

You should write a movie called “Baseketball.”

Tremendous poise. You see the talons on that thing? I would have shit myself.

The Patrick Ewing 7-step rule is back, people! I love when retro stuff comes back around.

If you want to slam someone for transposing a couple letters, as well as hint they are not educated because of it, perhaps you should’ve used a semicolon instead of a comma in your first line.

$1000 says they missed a butterfly tramp stamp. I always wondered who started that awful fad... I will sleep better this evening.

For the record, I’m quite certain they do F their kin...

Maybe don’t allow yourself to be offended by trivial things...?

See: Jeremy Lin of the Knicks and Tim Tebow of the Broncos.