I loved Colombian version, yes. But I also liked the American one (Mexican, again, terrible). But yeah, Jane The Virgin is quite better than Ugly Betty and surpasses Juana La Virgen.

So I came across “Juana La Virgen” episodes recaps, which I translated. I thought the best place to share them was here. There are no spoilers, as you will see Venezuelan version (as many telenovelas) was excruciatingly slow:

I really liked this episode better than the previous one. It had more humor going on. Plus, I really like how finally a gay character totally represents me (Patrick) which is kind of weird because every time he's in an awkward situation (like when he seems obviously more into the relationship than Kevin and he tells…

Thank God, no. Although I saw her on a soap opera growing up and I thought she was very good. Maybe because I was like 8.

Paulina Rubio speaking in English seems like she has a mild retardation, it was awful in all ways it could possibly be awful.

Am I the only on that constantly confuses Rafael and Rogelio on reviews because both names start with an R?

#TeamRafael BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME!!!!!

Got distracted by the other penises. But, awww, yeah, he has a normal sized penis, so quiet and tender and cute.

My autocorrect is in Spanish. It always fucks my English phrases.

Yeah, right? There were not only serious pronunciation issues, but also one big grammatical mistake. But then again, who cares?

As a bonus, you get some pictures of other naked latinos (including porn stars), like all latinos are the same. "Is he Nicholas Gonzáles?" "Well, he's a hung latino, so I assume he is".

Yeah, I kind of remembered Manny used to be able to speak Spanish. Anyway, I hated that his tutor didn't speak Spanish well at all. Like, 20 years ago you could get away with that. NOW WE CAN TELL.

I have just understood he meant… lepros… ees? Don't know how to say that in English. I understood a joke 5 years later. That's… wow.

I was kind of hoping this episode was F is for Fucking, because good Lord, those are the least sexual people ever*.

I read every single comment and I feel like I'm about to explode. Good points, though. It took me more time to read than to watch the finale but it was SO WORTH IT.

Why isn't there an Emmy for a scene on each genre? That is the coolest idea I've read here. I'm from the future, BTW. 5 months into the future.

I kept hoping some character would add "He also has a mouth" to top that.

How come nobody has mentioned (as far as the comments until this point go) that lip part? When he tries to open his mouth to separate them. It made me LOL. And I usually never LOL watching TV. Never.

«Los» acentos son muy importantes. Los artículos también.

Gotta be kidding me, ugh. And still no HBO Go for Latin America, Jesus, it's been 3 fucking years already.