Nope, that’s Ivanka’s gig. Our first woman president Hurrah!

<sad trombone noise>

No, I have to choreograph a dance routine for when he gets perp walked!

No, because all their beards are terrible, and terrible beards were never cool to begin with. 

Beards have never been cool with the following exceptions:
1. Being under 17 and able to grow a proper beard. Beard potential is assumed in adult males, and should just be shaved off.

Next president of what ? The chess club at Marion Federal Prison ?

Realistically, this is our next president once Trump is sick of the job.

One of the best things we ever did was fill out who does what in a list format in the book 7 principles of making marriage work. It really raised awareness and changed things 

Fuck that's like basically all adult things. What DOES he do? 

The emotional labor (and actual labor) is so real.

You, like so many parents, are amazing! I don’t have kids but I do most of the work around the house. My husband acts the same way...he will clean up the spill on the floor or the fallen papers but will never see that it’s something that needs to be done unless I ask. Baffling! He also sometimes adds a little bit of…

The next time some guy asks a stay-at-home mom what they do all day, show him this list. And if the mom in question works outside the home, be sure to add that, as well. 

This is one of the reasons why I am divorced. I had all of this on top of a small business and I couldn’t “manage/train”* a husband. If I was going to do it all, then why are you here. I just couldn’t and I was becoming bitter and mean.

Holy fucking shit THIS is what is impossible to explain to partners. All of this. We don’t even have kids yet, and there is still a list of things like this. My partner doesn’t like to “feel stupid” so if there’s something he doesn’t know how to do, he kind of like...gets insecure and doesn’t do it...so I do. I love…

This reminds me of my partner and how he used to say he’s the one who “works.” It excuses all manner of laziness in the home. Housework and child-rearing is work. Unpaid, unappreciated work.

Bitch. You are a glorious woman. Ya whole damn family is lucky. I see you. I applaud you. I am you. 

This is my life.

You made me cry. Only because it hit home. 

That is probably one of the most comprehensive lists of household chores and child rearing tasks I have ever read. Have you ever shared this list with your partner? Not giving advice, I’m just curious how he reacted. I'm guessing defensively.

You are a super hero.

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”