8 or more.

That’s wonderful news! As a pregnant lady myself, I love hearing these stories of super short labor. Was it relatively easy (besides just being short)?

Congratulations!! That’s awesome news :) 

Well folks, I had a baby this week. 10 days before her due date, actually. Labor was extremely fast (less than 1.5 hours from start to finish) and we BARELY made it to the hospital (I seriously almost had her in the car), partly because we had to wait 20 min for my mother in law to show up from SIX BLOCKS away to…

I never know which cock I am giving a star to. Are you the real cock?

As much of a catastrophe as Kinja can sometimes be, it’s mostly great at keeping the gremlins away. So was the old star system, honestly.

Dear Deadspin,

How the fuck did you not manage to title this “Portnoy’s Complaint: Barstool is too racist” ???

Sincerely,
Uncle Milty
Dept. of Witty Literary References

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Harris’s concludes is that it is a “false choice to suggest that you must either be for the police or for police accountability.”

Hm, there’s an old saying that seems appropriate here: fuck the police

Just because she is the one who experienced the harassment does not mean she controls the narrative about the implications of the accusation for Sanders, other campaigns, etc. Once the story is out, it’s out for people to interpret, dissect, etc., as they see fit.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-dont-hate-women-candidates-i-just-hated-hillary-and-coincidentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

Bad game of telephone, this meme. It’s practically everywhere as “made it,” but should be “mated.”

I hope Mexico writes him one of those BIG checks, like the Publisher’s Clearing House kind, and it’s too large for his small hands. And in the memo line they could write, “Wall/fence/steel thingy/you do you boo.”

They have been doing it for a while already. Because they don't fucking know how tariffs work. 

Same. And I am incapable of not clicking rage-inducing articles/content. (Did I do my double negatives right? Hopefully you understand...)

I’ve run out of ways to say it.

You don’t have to like the man but you do have to admit he negotiated a pretty sweet deal for himself with Stormy.

The master negotiator with the best brain and nobody knows more about fences than him, many people are saying this.

ok um