The Laser you have is the 1990/1991 model that only came in FWD.  The AWD was not offered on the Laser until 1992 in the 1GB styling after the pop-up headlights went away.

Corolla drivers.

Possibly the best reply of the day.

Nowadays Teslas are so common that the average Camry/Corolla/slow driver now owns one, and they’re on the fast lane impeding the flow.

Also, believe it or not, any Hummer that is owned by an actual government military agency.

Pickup trucks. I always seem to run into two types of pickup drivers in my area. The first is someone who works in a trade who is constantly driving around the neighborhood while on their phone. They’re generally going 10 below the speed limit and stopping randomly in the middle of the street because their mind is…

I’m going to go with maybe a surprising choice: Subarus. And not even ones that have performance mods. In my area (New England), just the regular old Forrester. You know that series of commercials where it shows multiple families (usually with dad driving) almost dying because of distracted driving, but they are saved…

Anyone who owns an Audi has killed, or has tried to kill. Audi owners have the souls of murderers and dumb predatory beasts.

Trucks with flags.

I’m really confused as to why Tesla hasn’t swept this competition. There are SO many of them on the road, and it’s a Model S, it’ll have vanity plates.

Yes, WE KNOW it does an acceleration trick. Yes, WE EXPECT you to use it as soon as we move left to pass you. 

Well considering most people are assholes the low-hanging fruit is “every car.”

Anything with a crackle/pop tune. The most common offenders by me are BMW 3 series who just endlessly accelerate and slam on the brakes for maximum pop. Good amount of WRXs too. As an old man now, there seems to be a new scene in the WRX world where the ideal is to not have a clean and nice appearing car, but to have…

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

A lot of good cars already mentioned, so I’m going to offer a pair that I didn’t see mentioned yet:

Even if I didn’t own one, I would still say the Volvo C30. Especially the Rebel Blue Polestars that we only got 250 of in the United States. The GTI and Mini were already too well-established to give the C30 much of a chance, resulting in a short model run with only about 20,000 sold in the US. Weird, quirky,…

B5 RS4 preferably in Nogaro Blue.

2003 Infiniti M45.  340hp V8 rear wheel sedan.  Clean, simple tasteful lines. Still looks good today.

That clowns always travel with twelve or more in a single tiny car.