Did you guys do a poll or something that indicates people want to watch videos on your site rather than read text? Must have missed that, but just to help out I’d like to vote no on video content in most cases.

Everything about this is just so stupid.

A good FART is the best. Never hold it in. Fixed it for you.

Weinermobile!

This is why I always open links in new tabs (click the mouse wheel, unless a website has decided to be annoying and change that to a scroll toggle). The search results are untouched, I can open other links and compare them without needing to lose the one I’m looking at, and I can just close the tabs when I’m done.

Of all the delusional acts committed by Orange Julius during his four-year reign of terror, deciding he had better taste than the combined forces of Raymond Loewy and Jacqueline Kennedy was probably the most delusional of them all.

Lets be clear, the problem with Driven wasn’t the basic plot outline...

Considering how Opie’s F1 movie, Rush, about the Lauda/Hunt rivalry, completely bombed at the box office; Apple may regret winning the bidding war.

No. Driven was not Fun Bad. It was just Bad Bad. When we left the theater I apologized to my friends for dragging them to see it.

I’ve seen it while flipping and initially thought it was about a guy living with his mom who hasn’t come out yet.

Texas, the place that became American because those dirty Mexican liberals banned slavery.

Texas is actually old Florida, before Florida became, you know, FLORIDA. Sometime in the 1980s the ascendancy of Florida man was complete and America’s penis became the bastion of batshittery you see today, but before that Texas was a strong contender. 

Those are typically more of a croissant shape, rather than a full donut.

Getting mad about a joke because you assume they assumed things.  Hilarious.

Incredible negligence, though shockingly common; I watch a lot of dashcam comps on YT and have seen soooooo many instances of drivers plowing straight into a stationary disabled vehicle (almost always with their hazards on) that it’s amazing. I just saw one the other day that featured no fewer than four separate…

Right, if I had just a *little* bit of fuck-you money this would be an ideal desk toy, I'd be buying it right now.

Have to add my favorite:

Yeah, I believe the last year for a stick option was ‘81.

I’ve gotten one of these bullshit tickets before. My frame was a New Jersey devils frame. “New Jersey” on my tag was instructed by the words “ New Jersey” on the frame itself.

Nothing says “excitement” like a mild refresh of a 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe...