Of all the delusional acts committed by Orange Julius during his four-year reign of terror, deciding he had better taste than the combined forces of Raymond Loewy and Jacqueline Kennedy was probably the most delusional of them all.

Lets be clear, the problem with Driven wasn’t the basic plot outline...

Considering how Opie’s F1 movie, Rush, about the Lauda/Hunt rivalry, completely bombed at the box office; Apple may regret winning the bidding war.

No. Driven was not Fun Bad. It was just Bad Bad. When we left the theater I apologized to my friends for dragging them to see it.

I’ve seen it while flipping and initially thought it was about a guy living with his mom who hasn’t come out yet.

Texas, the place that became American because those dirty Mexican liberals banned slavery.

Texas is actually old Florida, before Florida became, you know, FLORIDA. Sometime in the 1980s the ascendancy of Florida man was complete and America’s penis became the bastion of batshittery you see today, but before that Texas was a strong contender. 

Those are typically more of a croissant shape, rather than a full donut.

Getting mad about a joke because you assume they assumed things.  Hilarious.

Incredible negligence, though shockingly common; I watch a lot of dashcam comps on YT and have seen soooooo many instances of drivers plowing straight into a stationary disabled vehicle (almost always with their hazards on) that it’s amazing. I just saw one the other day that featured no fewer than four separate…

Right, if I had just a *little* bit of fuck-you money this would be an ideal desk toy, I'd be buying it right now.

Yeah, I believe the last year for a stick option was ‘81.

I always take the dealer frame off of the car as soon as I get it home from the dealer.  I even had a dealer continue to install new ones every time I took it in for service.  

Have you driven a 1st gen? My 6'4" roommate could put the seat all the way back and his feet wouldn’t touch the pedals! Ive owned both and I find the first gens to just feel more fun and raw to me. My best friend built the equivalent of a usdm SIR (b16 but all original).  Drove it last weekend and while my car wouldnt…

Musk isn’t American-born. So the question of him becoming president largely rests on the degree to which the Supreme Court is able to gut the Constitution in the next 20 years.

It’s hard to decide who, of our worst narcissistic givers of ill-informed bad takes, will be president in 20 years: Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, or this piece of shit.

I’ve gotten one of these bullshit tickets before. My frame was a New Jersey devils frame. “New Jersey” on my tag was instructed by the words “ New Jersey” on the frame itself.

Good driver training too. We don’t have that. Most states don’t even have car safety inspections. 

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.

Nothing says “excitement” like a mild refresh of a 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe...