Damn...you started us off with a good one, and I agree that the slanted headlights help with that kind of furrowed-eyebrow evil-lear kind of thing, but the one I always come back to is the Widowmaker...the Porsche 917. I mean, you’re driving along and see THIS in your rearview mirror, you are going to shit yourself...

Ok, a more realistic one...I want a car that is reasonably small, handles great, and has an insane amount of power and (rear-biased) awd...and really low gearing, like a Group B rally car. 0-60 under 2 seconds, but a top speed of only like 125. Acceleration I can use everywhere, top speed I really can’t (around here…

The “Traffic Eraser” button...it’s like that Easy button from that office store, but when you punch it a noise like that old THX Sound happens and all of the traffic in front of you is...erased. I’d pay good cash money for that. Only to be used sparingly and when absolutely necessary, of course.

Must. Eat. TURKEY LEG!!!

There’s so many different racing series and types of cars, throughout history...and there aren’t too many drivers these days that cross over, at least not at the same time. Back in the day (now I feel old), some of those guys would ALWAYS be racing...whenever, wherever, in whatever they could get their hands on (and…

Yeah, but he was apparently kind of douchey, so nobody will vote for him.

Came here to post that....”Age of the Sun” by The Sunshine Fix is my warm weather go-to...heck, it’s got a song titled “Mr. Summer Day” which is just the perfect pop song (catchy, great fun lyrics, awesome harmonies). The album has at least three others that could be called that, too. “Buh baah baaaah”

I live in NJ and frequently cross the Delaware into PA to ride along the river...there are lots of folks who pull over just to take off their helmets. I just don’t get it, but then again, I have gone down and my barely-DOT legal lid saved my skull, so I am likely biased.

Just felt obligated to point out, as I often do on posts about Vegas or their derivatives, that the engine bay does accommodate a small block V8...which would liven things up a bit.

Other than setting off all the car alarms in our parking deck, I doubt it had much vehicular impact...of course, my building is a good 37 miles away from Tewksbury, and while we had a rumble and vibration, it wasn’t all that bad (enough for the car alarms, though). My parents are only 4 miles from the epicenter and…

Well, it’s the next town over from Bedminster, where some orange dude has a golf course...so you may have heard of it because of that.

Yup...used to be Buick, but these days it seems to be Lexus, mostly the ES...though for a while the Toyota Venza was a popular one (when it was not an SUV, not a car), I’m guessing because they are easy to get in/out of.

The Nissan IDx is a perfect example of why Nissan struggles so much these days. This car was just so full of ‘Win’ that it would have been crazy successful...if they had priced it right, of course. I’ve talked to a lot of car folks over the years and not a single one disliked that car...not too many cars are that…

2008 Audi RS4 Cabriolet - It does everything, looks quite nice, is luxurious enough with a ‘just right’ size, handles well yet still rides nicely, has decent tech (and lots of tech mods are possible), and sounds frickin’ AMAZING. It is the perfect balance of performance, luxury, style, size, all-weather capability.…

“In fact, forget the Titanic.”

You’d think he’d be more concerned about making his ship anti-iceberg, but whatevs.

Audi B8 platform coupe...A5/S5/RS5. Even in a terrible color it still looks fantastic, and the intro of the B9 models made the earlier one look even better, as they added all sorts of frippery (bulges and lines) that polluted the purity of the shape. Just such a timeless design, still looks great 15+ years on.

It was pretty uninspiring to drive, though, while the RDX was actually quite fun. My GF had a Mazda CX-7 and it was...fine. A bit plasticky inside, but overall just...fine. It had...acceleration, sort of. It was roomy for its size. It didn’t fall off of curves, but it didn’t really enjoy them, either. I had an Acura…

Can confirm...I’ve had five, and my conscience has always stopped me, just in time.

No possibly about it.