-1 for “half field” (ughh) but +2 for “Ashley Williams (who is still butt)”

my wife’s sister starts every sentence with “I went to Harvard, and.....”

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

It’s Pop/Stevens. Kerr can fix the Middle East in honor of his father. Van Gundy can be our representative to the UN

So in the Popovich/Kerr 2021 administration, do we make Stan Van Gundy the Secretary of State or Ambassador to the UN?

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

Whatever, you guys still have Max on board! He’ll be able document everything with his tiny camera even though there is a fullblown camera crew right the fuck there.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

He’ll lead the league in steals, is what I’m saying.

They just wanted to get dim sum cool stuff from their trip.

“Fuck these prices. I gotta save money for my brother’s shoes.”

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

it’s Melbourne not Darwin read the headline dummy

Serious answer: That’s where the ball is spotted for a penalty kick.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

Do you even rivalry, bro?

"And that's how my Vikings family became a Viking/Bengals/Eagles/Steelers/Cowboys family …"