I always wanted to win that contest. I had plans on how I would hit the action figure aisle and load up on Beast War toys and Batman action figures. I had it all worked out...but alas I never won. But it taught me a valuable lesson: sweepstakes are completely rigged. And 20 years later I now have a job where if I…

You are the kind of person this video is making fun of.

Quite frankly I think that's probably a little harsh on SW:TOR, at least the Titanic had *some* survivors. ESO looks more like a Plane crash.

And now for some appropriate music.

Wut? Do you need to play GTA to be considered a gamer? Where is that written? Cos I ve never ever touched that game and I'm definitely a gamer.

So perfect a thing that even Perfection itself is pleased.

I'd rather fuck Velma, thank you very much.

Shhhh no words baby just feelings

As with internet commenters, too, Nexus6. So, I thank you for your boring, unengaging comment.

Whoa, no NSFW tag for that multiplayer gif? Not everyone wants to see frogs getting it on.

So what I'm getting here is, more or less, the usual:

What well good is it if you cant play with it?

But that's what makes Batman who he is. The not killing. Otherwise, we're just watching a Hitman movie. We already know he can hide in the shadows and be sneaky. If he's just going to kill everyone, then just snipe them or kill them ninja style. That's no fun.

There are 5 characters in that image. The game is called Dota 2.

Chris Roberts 2018: Video games were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

Dem BatLips.

It's inevitable. Apple's will claim they invented the rounded top hollow cylinder in dark gray. Of course it also means Samsung will start to design similar looking garbage cans.

This will help: