Today I learned old people don’t understand context clues.

Sorry but vertical dock on the side of the screen is the way to go, TouchBar or not.

These are bullshit stats; you have to take metro population because different cities count city limits differently. A city like Pittsburgh doesn’t count it’s surrounding suburbs, while a city like Indianapolis just calls literally everything “Indianapolis.”

You are accurately describing Pennsyltucky, the areas of Pennsylvania that are not Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. But please don’t group us normal city-dwellers in with them.

Get past PA as fast as possible, aren’t you in NC? Are there even cities there?

Truest statement on the internet today right here.

Grope people

1) to make dumb people feel safe

What even is the point of the TSA?

No joke. I loved that car to death, but if I’m being honest with myself it was a heiße pile of scheiße.