At least in that play he was going after the guy with the ball, not someone nowhere near it.

This comments section is won- thank you, Kingap :p

He just really wanted to be her hero.

That really is as perfect of a summary as one can conjure. +1 and a red card!

Copying Mitsubishi at this moment in history be like

Thanks for blowing our cover, TOM.

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

If they have crappy cell service they must live right by me.

What do you mean?

When you are a dad...you make dad jokes.

Great Daaaaaad joke!

Balls.

NP.

Tissue box; Kleenex is a brand.

Don’t worry I got you fam:

What his work says to me : “So I’ve been watching a lot of 80s scifi movies lately...”

yeah they’re real...real jerks.

Mitsubishi should hire that designer though, they fixed the ugly.