I haven't actually caught the show itself, but when friends post some of their bits on FB I'm always dying with laughter!

YESYESYES! I was totally thinking along these lines when Myrtle was resurrected!

Did she even know she was pregnant?? If she didn't and didn't show any signs that she was until bad cramps and then sudden stillborn baby (and yes, it can happen even if you already had a completely normal pregnancy and birth prior to that one), it could explain why she went on to do something like shoplift the next…

Run as far away from him as you can and don't look back. Block him from everything, pretend you never met. Seriously.

It's not easy to kill off a superhero, so I'm not worried.

Plenty of other non-Italian white folks, still. And I say this as an Italian American living in NYC.

I'm not gonna lie, my daughter is named after Olivia Benson, only because naming her Mariska would have been way too obvious.

Ok see, these stories are exactly why my husband doesn't want me to go with him and my daughter to the shelter when it's time to pick out our dog, because we will end up with all of the dogs.

Are you kidding, even WITH sunscreen I bring out my parasols! My mom borrows them too, which makes me laugh because she's from the goddamned Equator. If she can't deal with the heat, you KNOW it's too much!

THANK YOU FOR THIS MARVELOUS INFO KIND INTERNET STRANGER!!! <3 <3 <3

I agree, it totally isn't (that seems to be the thing with porn stars on twitter. They all seem to be a jaw-breaking yawn!!) But seeing his gorgeous face pop up on my feed is exciting enough for me. I'm such a fangirl, ugh!

THANK YOU! God I love him. I was beside myself with joy when I discovered a few nights ago that he has a twitter account! lol

That stuff is AMAZING. Unfortunately though they don't really sell it by me!

I've been there too, and it's brutal. Even sadder is I don't even need to drink all that much anymore to get there. I have a 3 beer rule, looks like I'm gonna have to make that 2 soon *weep*

I have gifs, but I saved them from 4chan back in the day, and it feels wrong to use them here somehow...

I die! lololol

LOL it's a joke Gilbert Gottfried made during Bob Saget's Comedy Central roast, where he purposely repeated it 3 times knowing it would stick in the minds of idiots who would then take it to be true. It's also applied to Glenn Beck now cuz it matches his style of 'reporting'.

Me too!

I think there either needs to be better laws in place to protect interns from abuse, or the practice needs to be done away with entirely. It's all such a sham. I know of several companies (maybe all except the mass market places, which actually PAY their fucking interns) in the fashion industry that will have an…